Movie description: Danny's daddy stops by his dorm with --surprise! -- Emma Starr, whom he is going to marry! Danny's a bit surprised since: 1) his daddy has only known Emma for 6 months; 2 she is his secretary; 3) she screwed up his books; and 4) she's touching Danny's weenie the entire time she's there with him, when his dad isn't looking. Big ol' pops can't handle the mexican food in his abdomen, so he's gotta run to the can. While dad's on the throne, Danny throws Emma a bone!