Movie description: A lot has been said about european health care, so we decided to go and find out for ourselves: does the european system work? The patients seem a lot happier, but then who wouldn't be pleased with a euro-doxy like Alice Romain examining their dong. Showing us what european medicine is all about, Alice demonstrates how this sweetheart keeps her patients satisfied, namely by fucking them so inexperienced that they forget what was wrong with 'em in the first place.